I?m an apple. Yep life is pretty sweet for this plump, juicy green hide of mine. You may think being an apple is easy but I can tell you it?s not!
Okay we apples might not have the same ?problems? as say you humans, but we still have them! Yeah, you worry about making enough money to pay for your toys and those fancy skins you all have.
But do you have to think about if you will find yourself stem deep in a mixing bowl staring a beater in it?s grinding little teeth, trying to make you into an apple sauce. The feeling of a sharp pain of the cold steel of a knife, slicing and dicing through your tiny defenseless body, just so they can back you in a warm holiday pie, served with a side of vanilla ice cream to wide-eyed, slobbering dirty pawed monsters. So things seem a bit trivial now don?t they!
I sit here among a pile of my closest friends and family. It is sort of a monarchy of this produce section. The bigger and juicier apples sit on the top, boy are they the dumb one?s! Myself, I tend to borrow towards the bottom;
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